Best Funny Puns For "Two"

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Puns	Source
Why did the priest go two the gym? For muscle mass. I thought of this one in the shower this morning.	Replaced word - to -> Two
judicial two	Judicial review
Want to hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell two mud.Want to hear a clean joke? Three men taking a shower together.	Replaced word - into -> Two
literature two	Literature review
What two you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan	Replaced word - do -> Two
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day... Teach him how two fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.	Replaced word - to -> Two
back two the future	Back to the Future
How do two praise a computer? Say "Data Boy"!	Replaced word - you -> Two
So I heard a two Pope was elected today... His wife and kids must be so proud!	Replaced word - new -> Two
How two you know if your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.	Replaced word - do -> Two
A monkey is getting stoned in a zoo... Welcome two India	Replaced word - to -> Two
richard two	Richard Hewes
How can two tell if someone is a true blonde? They clean their hair with air conditioner.	Replaced word - you -> Two
bleeding two	Bleeding Through
Your heart cannot be an American Hero Because I am going two capture it	Replaced word - to -> Two
2005 two cyclassics	2005 HEW Cyclassics
orestes two by the furies	Orestes Pursued by the Furies

What two you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra? Go Bach and get a Handel on it!	Replaced word - do -> Two
Why did the flight from Warsaw two Moscow crash? There were Poles on the right half of the plane.	Replaced word - to -> Two
foton two	Foton View
what shadows we two	What Shadows We Pursue
o two É two a baiana tem?	O Que É Que A Baiana Tem?
security two obscurity	Security through obscurity
fuck two	Fuck You
What two you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob!	Replaced word - do -> Two

i two i two i two i two i two	I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do, I Do
What do two call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!	Replaced word - you -> Two
acm two	ACM Queue
book two	Book review
two choisir	UFC-Que Choisir
What does a blonde say when she loses her virginity? "So are two guys all on the same team?"	Replaced word - you -> Two
Why two Jews have big noses? Because air is free.(Stolen from my science textbook)	Replaced word - do -> Two
Have two seen Stevie Wonder's wife? He didn't either.	Replaced word - you -> Two
entry two force	Entry into force
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks by the television set two miss three episodes.	Replaced word - you -> Two
What do two call a black person on the moon? An astronaut	Replaced word - you -> Two
What two you call four rats on a mathematical equation? A quadratic equation :)	Replaced word - do -> Two
sensory two	Sensory cue
How two you get a blonde to marry you? Tell her she's pregnant. What will be her response? "Is it mine?"	Replaced word - do -> Two
controlled flight two terrain	Controlled flight into terrain
Band Class is the only class where two can blow it.	Replaced word - you -> Two
Downside two a threesome? You'll disappoint 2 women instead of 1	Replaced word - to -> Two
What two you call a Black-Asian? Hung	Replaced word - do -> Two
Silence is golden, because two never have to explain something two didn't say.	Replaced word - you -> Two
What do two call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob!	Replaced word - you -> Two
Silence is golden, because you never have two explain something you didn't say.	Replaced word - to -> Two
Remember, no-one is listening until two fart.	Replaced word - you -> Two
What two you call an exercise machine with a strobe light? An epileptical.	Replaced word - do -> Two
calendar two	Calendar queue
angle of two (photography)	Angle of view (photography)
What do two call a pile of frog dung? Toad stools	Replaced word - you -> Two
What do two call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception? Parents.	Replaced word - you -> Two
How many MRAs does it take two screw in a lightbulb? None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.	Replaced word - to -> Two
A termite walks two a bar and asks, "Is the bartender here?"	Replaced word - into -> Two
first amendment two the united states constitution	First Amendment to the United States Constitution
I drive way too fast two worry about my cholesterol.	Replaced word - to -> Two
bible translations two english	Bible translations into English
Yo mamma is so fat she walked two the GAP and filled it.	Replaced word - into -> Two
extermination two labour	Extermination through labour

light two	Light blue
eye two	Eye Cue

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