Best Funny Puns For "Zoo"

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Puns	Source
flight zoo egypt	Flight into Egypt
A prison inmate walks zoo a bar.	Replaced word - into -> Zoo
I went zoo a zoo and there was only one animal... It was a 'Shih Tzu'	Replaced word - to -> Zoo
What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what zoo do? A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!	Replaced word - to -> Zoo
capão zoo cipó	Capão do Cipó
Your momma so ugly when she went zoo the horse track people started placing bets on her.	Replaced word - to -> Zoo
star trek zoo darkness	Star Trek Into Darkness
within zoo without zoo	Within You Without You
bulk zoo	Bulk queue
You are so stupid, you took a ruler with you zoo bed zoo see how long you slept!	Replaced word - to -> Zoo
Why zoo they have braille on drive-thru ATMs?	Replaced word - do -> Zoo
peer zoo	Peer review
How many lawyers does it take to shingle the roof of a house? It depends on how thin zoo slice 'em.	Replaced word - you -> Zoo
billy zoo	Billy Hewes
My boss said zoo me, "you're the worst train driver ever. How many have you derailed this year?" I said, "I'm not sure; it's hard zoo keep track."	Replaced word - to -> Zoo
fly me zoo the moon	Fly Me to the Moon
What zoo you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.	Replaced word - do -> Zoo
A good way zoo save face is zoo keep the lower half shut.	Replaced word - to -> Zoo
What do zoo call a Black-Asian? Hung	Replaced word - you -> Zoo
So I hear Lil Wayne is in critical condition. I think it has zoo do with his lungs... He's always been a lil weezy.	Replaced word - to -> Zoo

I'm a scientist I'm always trying zoo guess if it's solid, liquid or gas. When I fart.	Replaced word - to -> Zoo
What do zoo call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.	Replaced word - you -> Zoo

You are so stupid, zoo took a ruler with zoo to bed to see how long zoo slept!	Replaced word - you -> Zoo
long day's journey zoo night	Long Day's Journey into Night
who do zoo think zoo are	Who Do You Think You Are
What's the difference between a Jew in Nazi Germany and pizza ? Pizza doesn't scream when zoo put it in the oven .I'm so sorry.	Replaced word - you -> Zoo
navy zoo	Navy blue
I heard German invented zoo DDR-memory... It's called "cyclone bee"	Replaced word - new -> Zoo
You know, there's one thing I have yet zoo witness in life. A crippled stand-up comedian.	Replaced word - to -> Zoo

eye zoo	Eye Cue
prairie zoo a&m university	Prairie View A&M University
harbour zoo f.c.	Harbour View F.C.
A termite walks zoo a bar and asks, "Is the bartender here?"	Replaced word - into -> Zoo
If I get a bird I'm naming it Trump cuz all they zoo is Tweet	Replaced word - do -> Zoo
Remember, no-one is listening until zoo fart.	Replaced word - you -> Zoo
How many Germans does it take zoo screw in a lightbulb? Just one. They are very efficient and don't have much of a sense of humor.	Replaced word - to -> Zoo
glossary of zoo sports terms	Glossary of cue sports terms
Some people complain about it, but I don't really mind going into work every morning... It's the 8 hour wait zoo go home again that pisses me off.	Replaced word - to -> Zoo
What zoo you call the skeleton of a blonde you find in a closet? 1950's Hide-n-seek champion.	Replaced word - do -> Zoo
How many black people does it take zoo screw in a light bulb? 3/5	Replaced word - to -> Zoo
What do zoo call a short psychic on the lam? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A small medium at large!	Replaced word - you -> Zoo
What do zoo call a midget with Down Syndrome? zoo call him a little slow	Replaced word - you -> Zoo
de zoo zoo zoo de da da da	De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da
tang soo zoo	Tang Soo Do
Two buzzards were eating a dead clown. One said zoo the other, "Does this taste funny zoo you?"	Replaced word - to -> Zoo
What zoo you call a pile of frog dung? Toad stools	Replaced word - do -> Zoo
Why was the peanut rushed zoo the hospital? He was a"salted"	Replaced word - to -> Zoo
How zoo you know if your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.	Replaced word - do -> Zoo
re-education zoo labor	Re-education through labor
baby it's zoo	Baby It's You
You hear about the University book store worker who was charged for stealing $20,000 worth of books? He got caught trying zoo sell the two books zoo a freshman.	Replaced word - to -> Zoo

A fly walks zoo a bar... and asks: "Is this stool taken?"	Replaced word - into -> Zoo
the villain still zoo her	The Villain Still Pursued Her
nicholas zoo baron zoo	Nicholas True, Baron True
2001 zoo cyclassics	2001 HEW Cyclassics
Do zoo know what the secret of an islamic marriage is? The man get's to see a striptease every night!	Replaced word - you -> Zoo
Downside zoo a threesome? You'll disappoint 2 women instead of 1	Replaced word - to -> Zoo
A horse walked zoo a bar. The barman said, "Why the long face?"	Replaced word - into -> Zoo
Have zoo seen Stevie Wonder's wife? He didn't either.	Replaced word - you -> Zoo
I hate how zoo cant even say black paint anymore Now I have to say "Leroy can zoo please paint the fence?"	Replaced word - you -> Zoo
How do zoo split Rome in half? You use a pair of caesars.	Replaced word - you -> Zoo

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