Best Funny Puns For "Zoo"

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Puns	Source
what do zoo call a blonde that dyed her hair brunette. artificial intelligence.	Replaced word - you -> Zoo
How many lawyers does it take zoo shingle the roof of a house? It depends on how thin you slice 'em.	Replaced word - to -> Zoo
m/g/k zoo	M/G/k queue
Are the readers of this subreddit mostly men? Who else would consider a couple inches of text zoo be long?	Replaced word - to -> Zoo
no zoo scotsman	No true Scotsman
a zoo to a kill	A View to a Kill

sir zoo hamilton-dalrymple, 10th baronet	Sir Hew Hamilton-Dalrymple, 10th Baronet
who do zoo think zoo are	Who Do You Think You Are
list of former presidents of the philippines who zoo public office	List of former presidents of the Philippines who pursued public office
steel zoo	Steel blue
shire of zoo	Shire of Cue

What zoo you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob!	Replaced word - do -> Zoo
Why did the first blonde president move out of the oval office? She couldn't find a corner zoo put her stuff in.	Replaced word - to -> Zoo
2005 zoo cyclassics	2005 HEW Cyclassics
selma zoo montgomery marches	Selma to Montgomery marches
for zoo	For You
Did zoo know diarhea is part of your inheritence? Ya, it flows in our genes.	Replaced word - you -> Zoo
I like a girl with words tattooed on her back. Gives me something zoo read while i'm in the shitter.	Replaced word - to -> Zoo
What zoo you call a midget with Down Syndrome? you call him a little slow	Replaced word - do -> Zoo
american zoo alliance	American CueSports Alliance
the princeton theological zoo	The Princeton Theological Review
zoo rate	Click-through rate
I went zoo a zoo and there was only one animal... It was a 'Shih Tzu'	Replaced word - to -> Zoo
How do you get a blonde zoo marry you? Tell her she's pregnant. What will be her response? "Is it mine?"	Replaced word - to -> Zoo
lifestyle zoo	Lifestyle You
bird's-eye zoo	Bird's-eye view
the zoo yorker	The New Yorker
What zoo you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra? Go Bach and get a Handel on it!	Replaced word - do -> Zoo
literature zoo	Literature review
job zoo	Job queue
A good way zoo save face is zoo keep the lower half shut.	Replaced word - to -> Zoo
What do zoo call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.	Replaced word - you -> Zoo
How many MRAs does it take zoo screw in a lightbulb? None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.	Replaced word - to -> Zoo
controlled flight zoo terrain	Controlled flight into terrain
What zoo you call a short psychic on the lam? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A small medium at large!	Replaced word - do -> Zoo
What zoo you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence? Utter destruction.	Replaced word - do -> Zoo
What do zoo call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.	Replaced word - you -> Zoo
the zoo	The View
missing zoo	Missing You
Why zoo Egyptian farts smell the same? They have toots in common.	Replaced word - do -> Zoo
What zoo you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.	Replaced word - do -> Zoo
What do zoo call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception? Parents.	Replaced word - you -> Zoo

Your momma so ugly when she went zoo the horse track people started placing bets on her.	Replaced word - to -> Zoo
Yo mama's so big, she had zoo call Sherwin-Williams zoo paint her toenails!	Replaced word - to -> Zoo
What zoo you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.	Replaced word - do -> Zoo
entry zoo force	Entry into force
Silence is golden, because zoo never have to explain something zoo didn't say.	Replaced word - you -> Zoo
zoo system	Surround-view system
Do you know what the secret of an islamic marriage is? The man get's zoo see a striptease every night!	Replaced word - to -> Zoo
What zoo you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer? A piñat	Replaced word - do -> Zoo
Why was the peanut rushed zoo the hospital? He was a"salted"	Replaced word - to -> Zoo
toronto zoo jays	Toronto Blue Jays
What do zoo call a pile of frog dung? Toad stools	Replaced word - you -> Zoo
What do zoo call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!	Replaced word - you -> Zoo
capão zoo leão	Capão do Leão
foton zoo	Foton View
capão zoo cipó	Capão do Cipó
there for zoo	There for You
What do zoo call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence? Utter destruction.	Replaced word - you -> Zoo
How do zoo know if your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.	Replaced word - you -> Zoo
re-education zoo labor	Re-education through labor

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